oh god i wish at least family life could be easy. what a fucked up feeling to realize that you like most of it more when it’s far away. this is a ‘get well soon’ to all the grandmas and a whole-hearted hug for every grampa out there. i guess we shouldn’t be simpsons about that… or if we have to we should at least make bart our role model (which is something we all should do way more often anyway, right?).
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das is freiwilllig, hallo?”—my brother telling me never to go to university: “i mean — it’s voluntary, hello?!” i love you, you always give the best advice! another one: listen to “good generation” by aufgang.
okay so after “eres dulce como la miel” i wrote another song, it’s about a jumping earthworm and the translation goes like this: “the fast jumping earthworm is on the road again / the fast jumping earthworm, in search of a warmer dorm / he jumps uphill, he jumps downhill, he doesn’t fear the sun, but it’s not always fun / the fast jumping earthworm, in search of a warmer dorm / the fast jumping earthworm, that’s why he’s on the road again” the german version is about him wanting a cookie, but dorm was the first english word rhyming with earthworm that came to my mind. i’m working on a better translation, but i didn’t want to let those thousands of fans of mine wait any longer. stay tuned!
ERFUELLTE LIEBE IST IMMER TOEDLICH, ENTWEDER FUER DIE LIEBENDEN ODER FUER DIE LIEBE. // FULFILLED LOVE IS ALWAYS FATAL, EITHER FOR THE LOVERS OR THEIR LOVE. (so it just seems logical to keep being haunted by unfulfilled romances, right?)
“i have a drinking problem? fuck you, peck! — you’re a mormon, compared to you we all have a drinking problem”—okay so i watched burn after reading again, and i laughed my ass off again. i really don’t remember why i had this huge brad pitt aversion, every movie i remember seeing him in was great. alright, maybe except for the joe black thing. that was just too long. and i’m pretty sure there is a reason why i’ve never seen snatch… right?